Greek Chef

Location: an SUV on the way to the Sahara desert

Me: (referring to one girl's near obsession with athletic men)Honestly, laugh all you want but I never got this athletic hype. I've always preferred skinny-ish guys, don't know why.

A fellow passenger: Oh, those twiggies. They always get fat in a few years time.

Me: (mock medical tone): There's no chance of that happening to my one. I cook healthy, Mediterranean meals hummus, grilled halloumi, re fried beans with cumin, etc no fast food sillies in my kitchen

Another co-passnger (makes a genuine naseous face): Heavnes help him if he's able to eat it, I'm sure not suggesting you to my son if has to eat that stuff.

Me (puzzled face): What's wrong with Greek food????

All the other passangers (simulatneously): Err, where do we start?

Me (sad face): Now, really guys, don't be so harsh or at least if you will be harsh, please explain yourself

Passenger 1: Dry, stick-to-your-throat yogurt that you can cut with a knife. Enough said!

Passenger number 2 (nodding in agreement): And that warm, beige thing with garlic you cannot distinguish the flavors in

Me: Also known as hummus

The moral of the story: The world would be boring if we could all see each others perspectives. We just have to learn to accept each other because there will always be people with unconventional physical appearance tastes and people that will never see the charms of a brilliant, warm hummus lol