Location: An Arab Souk
Moi: (in French) Do you happen to have burnt orange,coarse linen cushions by any chance?
Merchant: Yes, of course. However, not in burnt orange, only green and purple
Mo Well, that is no good since my wooden floors are honey brown and the couch cover is a shade of saffron, green and purple are wonderful but thy would clash with my furniture
Merchant: Are you a professional interior decorator or something?
Moi: n-
Sales Assistant (interrupts): No, she is a professional MOANER, managed to haggle me down to half price this morning (pulls the scarf hanging across my chest to my face)
THIS should keep her quiet
Moi: (makes an annoyed face)hmmm, this new garb is really giving me a new artistic perspective
Merchant: (resigning tone) NOTHING can keep this one quiet
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LoL! Rofl! Love this one :)))) Spagicu moj spagasti :)))) WELL DONE! :o)
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