Lols

Most of the following jesty incidents will be from the sunny (note the irony)Seville but some from various times and places.

Colloquial Spanish class

Professor: As you may know, there are may different types of jargon: jargon according to geographical location, age, profession as well as prison jargon although one could consider being in prison a profession itself nowadays.
Class: simultaneous LOL

Professor: Standard language can be found in various authority sources and is usually correct, the only issue being that TV is considered an authority, and for a lot of people, the only one at that.
Class: LOL

Southern Shady Dealings

Location: Yoga

Me: [jokingly] those pose names are so similar I'd need a Dictaphone to remember them
N: No problema, my brother or one of my 50 cousins (lol) can get you one 1/4 price, I'll bring it over next week. (Chesire cat grin)
Me: As long as it's not his usual grey market variety, bring it on.
N: [you should know it look]: You KNOW I can never be sure about that.
Me: Then better don't
Me&N: Simultaneous LOL

Diaspora Italian Men aka Legends

Location:Richmond upon Thames College

Teacher: offering all the options one can have to build a state
G: offering all the counter solutions to prove no state is perfect
Teacher: Listen, we are trying to create a state NOT beat the state. Where did you come up with all those solutions anyway? (continues teaching)
G (facing Angela and I whisper): What does he think I was doing in Germany for the past seven years?
Angela and I: quiet LOL